cheinsaw:

cheinsaw:

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

security guards: *stumbling over booths as they chase me through comic-con 2018* stop him!!!
me, cosplaying abe sapien with nothing but a bald cap and blue body paint: THIS IS WHAT GUILLERMO DEL TORO WANTED

egberts:

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

chibi-pixel:

xascai:

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

deep-space-babe:

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

cremisius:

i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing a morning golden and true